Okay, Pastor Penis...this is war.

Dear reader, I apologize about a second posting without answering any of your questions, but this Pinhead Pastor in Florida has gone too far.

I really didn't want it to come to this, but Pastor Terry Jones and his Dove Outreach Centre for Ignoramuses has left me no choice.  He's determined to follow through with his absolutely retarded plan to burn the Quran, so I've dug up a few nuggets from the Pastor's checkered past which I'm bringing into the light in the hopes that this will help to extinguish his ridiculous plans.

The Pastor is against Muslims, Gays, and most likely every other group that makes up our world, with the exception of White Trash, Dixie-Lovin', Liquor-Swillin', God-Fearing, Inbred Southern peeps.  Now, I've often found in life that when someone is anti-anything, it usually stems back to a deep guilt of loving the things and groups that they are most against.  And sure enough, after digging through the Good Pastor's closet and talking to several of my acquaintances in the adult biz, looky what I found.

Please do your part and get the photos out on the Internet and send them to everyone you know.  Pastor Terry Jones' secret life must be exposed...we must stop his idiot plans...we must expose him as the gay, Muslim-loving, teddy bear that he truly is!!


Exhibit A:

Pastor Terry Jones and his former lover, Rahim Abdul, Teddy Bear Club, 2005

Exhibit B:

Pastor Terry Jones and former yoga instructor/lover, Ali Ramirez, 2002

 















Exhibit C:

Pastor Terry Jones and lover Damien Saddleback after their
wedding, San Francisco, 2007